Welcome to The Astral Brotherhood
Looking to enroll in the Brotherhood? You've come to the right place!
Whether you heard of us from a neighbor, an advertisement, or a poster - we are glad our message has reached you! A large part of the Brotherhood's mission is to go door to door, organize large gatherings, and teaching our fellow neighbor the wonders of Solatium.
What is Solatium? Solatium is the tenth planet of our solar system, discovered by our founder William Humphrey in 1935. As he gazed into the cosmos one night, Solatium's peculiar shine caught his gaze. Bewildered and in awe, he spread word quickly of this amazing discovery. Despite this truth, Humphrey's superiors shunned him and labeled him a madman - they could not seen the divine light of Solatium.
Thus, The Astral Brotherhood began. We are a group of like-minded individuals who praise and can observe the Light, for we are the chosen ones.
Once you've watched our introductory tape, feel free to mail in an application to our temple on Whidbey Island at 1710 Lemon Rd, Clinton, WA 98236.
The Elders within our family will review your application and decide if you would make a worthy addition to the community (based off your income and social status)
In the grand scheme of the cosmos, our lives are short - but the glory of Solatium is forever. Join us today for everlasting life!